(Forward) Killing the Wife with Love

**EndlessWay** 周四三月 27, 2008 1:04 am

A guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to help me. Please tell me what I should do."

The doctor thought for a moment. "Look," he said, "here are some pills.

Take these twice a day and they'll allow you to have *** with your wife six time a day.

If you do this for thirty days, you'll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy will just show that she died of heart failure during ***."

"Wonderful, doc," said the grateful patient. "I'll start with this right away."

He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face. Nearly a month passed. One day, while on a medical convention, the doctor passed by the patient coming down the sidewalk in a wheelchair, just barely managing to move forward.

"What happened?" asked the doctor. "What happened to your wife?"

"Don't worry, doc," the patient reassured him, "two more days and she'll be dead."