Pincess Melt.
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Pincess Melt.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the
>PRINCESS.
>But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No
>matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because
>of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king
>despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards
>and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one
>thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was
>overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man
>that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her
>and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
>The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess
>touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly . The second prince
>brought diamonds.
>He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not
>melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was
>sent away disappointed. :-[ The third prince approached. He told the
>princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The
>princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
>She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
>The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
>third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
>Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer) V V
>M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you
>thinking***
>
>
>U Very Hum Sap Loh!
>PRINCESS.
>But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No
>matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because
>of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king
>despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards
>and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one
>thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was
>overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man
>that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her
>and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
>The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess
>touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly . The second prince
>brought diamonds.
>He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not
>melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was
>sent away disappointed. :-[ The third prince approached. He told the
>princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The
>princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
>She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
>The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
>third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
>Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer) V V
>M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you
>thinking***
>
>
>U Very Hum Sap Loh!
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